@Jolly said in And now, the corruption.:
... a lizard fucking contest.
Your post has inspired me to look-up "how do lizards mate," which led me to this:
https://a-z-animals.com/blog/how-do-lizards-mate/
From which I learnt, among other things, "Mating lizards have been observed remaining in an awkward mating position for ten hours, ..."
Ten f'ing hours!
But this video is only 2 minutes long:
Link to video